You will cherish and love each other for the rest of your lives. You did not see four alien nightcrawlers.
#Zed men in black full#
Agent K: You did not see a room full of shiny weapons. (Note: Will Smith improvised this line, which the producers liked so much they added it to the theatrical trailer) Agent K: Does that come standard? Agent J: Actually it came wit a black dude, but he kept gettin’ pulled over. Agent J: No, what you remember is that you used to drive that old busted jawn. Michael Jackson: Wait a minute, that's not what you promised me! Zed: You're– you're breaking up! Michael Jackson: Zed? Hello? I could be Agent M! Īgent J: Wait, what are you doing? Agent K: I always did the driving. Michael Jackson: Zed? What about that position you promised me in Men In Black? Zed: Still working on the Alien Affirmative Action Program, I'll keep you posted. Zed: How'd it go? Michael Jackson: Drolacks are gone and the treaty is signed. MIB Customs Agent: Any fruit or vegetables? Serleena: Yeah, two heads of cabbage. and I learned to get along, and so you're back from outer space, I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face, I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key, if I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me, go on, now go, walk out the door." Agent J: Frank! Bring your head in this window before I roll it up in there. That pretty lady in there is causin’ all kinds-a-hell. MIB Guard: It's about time you guys got here. Jeebs: (head is growing back after J shot it off) Oh, great, right in the pie-hole! Now nothin’s gonna taste right! Grand Central Station Locker Creatures: K is back! The light keeper! All hail K! All hail K! Oh, K, can you see by the dawn's early light. Worms: Once you've had worm, that’s what you'll yearn!
#Zed men in black skin#
Here is one of their stories that “never happened” from one of their files that “doesn’t exist”.įrank the Pug: (upon seeing Ben's skin only) Hey, J, zero percent body fat! (Homage to Lara Flynn Boyle.)
Miscellaneous Peter Graves: Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence, a quasi-government agency known as the Men in Black supposedly carries out secret operations here on earth in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. You tell me what I'm supposed to believe.
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